Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [101-120] of 387 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.~ Honore de Balzac Conform and be dull.~ James Frank Dobie Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.~ Alexandre Dumas There was a time when Christians took faith as seriously as Mid-Eastern Muslims currently do: the Medieval Era.~ Wayne Dunn An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.~ Finley Peter Dunne A liberal's like to be laxWhen recommending a tax.With a glut in his heartAnd his brain low a quart,He will give youthe shirts off our backs.~ F. R. Duplantier Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?~ Jimmy Durante This article will probably be photocopied and passed around the offices of exactly the same organizations that queue up to denounce copyright theft.~ The Economist Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.~ Bob Edwards Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.~ Ralph Waldo Emerson There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.~ Richard Feynman If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.~ Larry Flynt The Declaration of Independence, the words that launched our nation -- 1,300 words. The Bible, the word of God -- 773,000 words. The Tax Code, the words of politicians -- 7,000,000 words -- and growing!~ Steve Forbes Moderation in all things -- including moderation.~ Benjamin Franklin Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.~ Benjamin Franklin Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!~ Benjamin Franklin Freedom is in danger of degenerating into mere arbitrariness unless it is lived in terms of responsibleness. That is why I recommend that the Statue of Liberty on the East coast be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the West coast.~ Viktor Frankyl Isn't it wonderful to live in a country where anyone can grow up to sleep with the President?~ Kevin Freels If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.~ Milton Friedman Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody.~ Marshall Fritz Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print