Who remembers Rep. Hank Johnson debating in 2010 the exact size of Guam for a full minute with a military commander before concluding that it is "a small island, revealing his fear that more U.S. troops would cause Guam to "tip over" and sink into the ocean.
The best part of hearing Johnson say, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize," is hearing the commander try to explain why it's probably -- no, definitely -- not going to happen.
And that's a member of our Congress!!!!!!