Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [121-140] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.~ John Kenneth Galbraith Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.~ John Kenneth Galbraith I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't work.~ Gallagher I think it would be an excellent idea.~ Mahatma Mohandas K. Gandhi Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.~ Brendan Gill Truth: the most deadly weapon ever discovered by humanity. Capable of destroying entire perceptual sets, cultures, and realities. Outlawed by all governments everywhere. Possession is normally punishable by death.~ John Gilmore I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.~ Arthur Godfrey A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.~ Jo Godwin America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.~ Bobcat Goldthwait Few great men could pass Personnel.~ Paul Goodman I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.~ Graffiti I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.~ Graffiti Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.~ Graffiti The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.~ Wavy Gravy If it weren't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.~ A. K. Griffin Anything anybody can say about America is true.~ Emmett Grogan A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.~ Texas Guinan The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites.'~ Larry Hardiman The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.~ Lucille S. Harper ...[A] fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.~ Robert A. Heinlein Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print