Texas Senators,Texas Representatives, D. A.s , The Governor and Your great wonderfull J. P. All of Them are Not of "The Texan Dream" Not of The Texan Faith , they all also are anti The American Dream. As soon as all the Men won the War over England 'These men met and wrote papers , signed them to make A Law Aganst any man that Carried or Wore openly or concealed a Long Knife or a Handy Survival Sidearm and that all those who would be Representatives and Senators could no longer carry their Pocket Pistols, That from now on it is a crime to be able to stop an attacker, Now every one take you handarms home so the newly formed Police won't arrest you, for you shall be fined , however if you will give you new govt a certain sum of money We Of Course Will By ALL Means Create WAY just fof You, We Now Have become Your Godfather pay us for Insurance AND We will keep the Police From Breaking your arm, and if you bow to Complience volunteraly we shall see to it no fish wrapped in news paper is delivered to you, Now this find day of july 13 1776 we know full well Ye all shall be Secretly treated as Felons just like the real Felons AREN'T We All glad to have this our new Government in full police FORCE, don' Worry, We will wear the guns FOR you, We Will Shoot the Fireworks FOR you every July the 4th We have Provided a deal you can't refuse, cheer up it could be worst we could become Sociallist ( if Red China and Russia will come up with Money) Just think "We'd be National Socialist like our Father 'Nazism' No Fret We Will work it out" FOR THE CHILLDREN"