Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [281-300] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Lack of money is the root of all evil.~ George Bernard Shaw The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.~ George Bernard Shaw A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.~ George Bernard Shaw Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.~ George Bernard Shaw Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.~ George Bernard Shaw I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.~ George Bernard Shaw If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.~ George Bernard Shaw If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.~ George Bernard Shaw It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.~ George Bernard Shaw My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.~ George Bernard Shaw We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.~ George Bernard Shaw When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.~ George Bernard Shaw Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.~ Henry Wheeler Shaw If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?~ Harry Shearer Truth never tranquilizes. The defining property of truth is its ability to disturb. Jesus only told half the story. The truth 'will' set you free. But, first it's going to piss you off.~ Solomon Short It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.~ Homer Simpson You must believe in free will; there is no choice.~ Isaac Bashevis Singer All in all, the framers would probably agree that it's better to impeach too often than too seldom. If presidents can't be virtuous, they should at least be nervous.~ Joseph Sobran If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you're conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate. If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist.~ Joseph Sobran Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money --- only for wanting to keep your own money.~ Joseph Sobran Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print