Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [361-380] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.~ Otto von Bismarck Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.~ Ludwig von Mises A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms.~ George Wald For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.~ Bob Wells I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.~ Mae West When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.~ Mae West Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.~ E. B. White Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train, And then rides back to shave again.~ E. B. White We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.~ Oscar Wilde The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.~ Oscar Wilde Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.~ Oscar Wilde He hasn't one redeeming vice.~ Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.~ Oscar Wilde Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.~ Oscar Wilde Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.~ Oscar Wilde If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?~ Robert Anton Wilson You cannot hope to bribe or twist (thank God!) the British journalist. But, seeing what the man will do unbribed, there's no occasion to.~ Humbert Wolfe Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.~ Frank Zappa Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.~ Frank Zappa Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.~ Frank Zappa Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print