Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [381-386] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.~ Frank Zappa Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.~ Frank Zappa Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it... Rise for the flag salute.~ Frank Zappa In the fight between you and the world, back the world.~ Frank Zappa You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.~ Frank Zappa Duct tape is like 'the Force'. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.~ Carl Zwanzig Previous 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print