Frank Zappa, (1940-1993) American Musician Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page Frank Zappa Quote “You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”Frank Zappa ~ Frank Zappa (1940-1993) American Musician Alcohol , Arms , Constitution , Government , Humor Ratings and Comments Reply Bill Mc, Coral Springs, Florida 6/19/06 Reply bijay, hyderabad 7/14/06 do have a sense... Reply David L. Rosenthal 8/7/06 I prefer wine. Reply Senor Reek, Heartland, USA 8/7/06 Right. Belize has a beer, Belikin, which tastes FINE the first time you drink it. Israel has a beer, but it takes three or four berfore it starts tasting OK. Belize doesn't have a bomb. Reply Mike, Norwalk 8/7/06 Even the prohibitionists have to love Zappa! Good ole humor! :-) Reply E Archer, NYC 8/7/06 Quintessential Zappa. He broke down more barriers in the music business than any other musician. A true defender of 1st Amendment rights. Reply Ken, Allyn, WA 8/7/06 Yup! Reply Anonymous, Reston, VA US 8/21/06 Reply Anonymous 3/11/09 Eew. Please tell me this quote had a purely humorous intent. SaveOk2 SaveOk2 View CommentsClick to view or comment. Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print This Frank Zappa quote is found in these categories: Alcohol quotes Arms quotes Constitution quotes Government quotes Humor quotes About Frank Zappa Bio of Frank Zappa Quotations by Frank Zappa Books by/about Frank Zappa Frank Zappa videos Frank Zappa on Wikipedia Astrological chart for Frank Zappa