Mark Twain, [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910) American author and humorist Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page Mark Twain Quote “The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”Mark Twain ~ Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910) American author and humorist Humor , Taxation , Tax Ratings and Comments 2 Reply john-douglas, nassau 4/22/05 I guess this is what is meant by "painless taxation" - the IRS does not skin you alive (or dead), it just takes everything! Reply Anonymous 5/11/10 Reply jim k, Austin, Tx 4/18/13 1 Reply Mike, Norwalk 4/18/13 Now that's a great analogy ! 2 Reply E Archer, NYC 4/17/17 The current system of taxation is designed to take the maximum it can without fomenting armed revolt. Americans have long stopped asking where the authority for such theft is granted in the US Constitution. Tyranny assumes arbitrary power, and slaves obey. SaveOk2 SaveOk2 View CommentsClick to view or comment. Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print This Mark Twain quote is found in these categories: Humor quotes Taxation quotes Tax quotes About Mark Twain Bio of Mark Twain Quotations by Mark Twain Books by/about Mark Twain Mark Twain videos Mark Twain on Wikipedia Astrological chart for Mark Twain