Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [241-260] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.~ Ronald Reagan Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.~ Ronald Reagan Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.~ Ronald Reagan The taxpayer; that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn´t have to take a civil service examination.~ Ronald Reagan Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.~ Ronald Reagan A government is the only vessel known to leak from the top.~ James Reston We continue to claim that nobody is supposed to ignore the law. But we must give some credit to those who know it.~ Georges Ripert Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.~ Tom Robbins If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't been in bed with a mosquito.~ Anita Roddick A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.~ Will Rogers Elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with Public Officials.~ Will Rogers Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.~ Will Rogers Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!~ Will Rogers I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father'. ~ Will Rogers I don't make jokes -- I just watch the government and report the facts.~ Will Rogers Income taxes have made more liars out of the American people than golf.~ Will Rogers One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.~ Will Rogers That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.~ Will Rogers The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.~ Will Rogers Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock.~ Will Rogers Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print