Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [81-100] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.~ Sir Winston Churchill We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.~ Sir Winston Churchill Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.~ Sir Winston Churchill History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.~ Sir Winston Churchill I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.~ Sir Winston Churchill I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.~ Sir Winston Churchill There are a lot of lies going around... and half of them are true.~ Sir Winston Churchill Avoid any specific discussion of public policy at public meetings.~ Quintus Tullius Cicero You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.~ Bill Clinton A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.~ David B. Coblitz Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.~ Mark B. Cohen When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.~ Calvin Coolidge Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.~ Alan Corenk If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.~ Georges Courteline I've over-educated myself in all the things I shouldn't have known.~ Noel Coward Life is an incurable disease.~ Abraham Cowley There ain't no ticks like poly-ticks. Bloodsuckers all.~ Davy Crockett We don't know who discovered water, but we are certain it wasn't a fish.~ John Culkin Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.~ Frank Dane When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.~ Clarence S. Darrow Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print