Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [221-240] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Whatever it is the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to somebody else.~ P. J. O'Rourke A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense.~ P. J. O'Rourke The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.~ P. J. O'Rourke If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.~ P. J. O'Rourke The Tenth Commandment sends a message to socialists, to egalitarians, to people obsessed with fairness, to American presidential candidates in the year 2000 -- to everyone who believes that wealth should be redistributed. And that message is clear and concise: Go to Hell.~ P. J. O'Rourke Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But, like other precious, sacred things…it’s not only worth dying for, it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza.~ P. J. O'Rourke Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.~ George Orwell Video meliora, proboque; Deteriora sequor. (I see the better way, and approve it; I follow the worse.)~ Ovid Capital punishment is when Washington comes up with a new tax.~ Van Panopoulos Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.~ Pat Paulsen All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.~ Pat Paulsen Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.~ Lester B. Pearson Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.~ Pericles Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.~ Laurence J. Peter Socialism is after all, the Viagra of politics...~ Michael Pierce The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.~ Paula Poundstone A deranged psychopath is no match for a well-focused psychotic.~ The Punisher I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that will change.~ Dan Quayle We all know our duty better than we discharge it.~ John Randolph Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.~ Ronald Reagan Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print