Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [141-160] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.~ Heisenberg The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise ... economics is a form of brain damage.~ Hazel Henderson Talk is cheap -- except when Congress does it.~ Cullen Hightower The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.~ Cullen Hightower You can never get enough of what you don't really need.~ Eric Hoffer In Washington, of course, evading responsibility is an art form, so it is not always easy to tell who's responsible for which mess.~ David Horowitz I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.~ Edgar Watson Howe Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.~ Elbert Hubbard Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.~ Elbert Hubbard Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.~ Frank McKinney Hubbard Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.~ Frank McKinney Hubbard Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.~ Kin Hubbard ...a man's worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.~ Thomas Henry Huxley At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.~ Eric Idle Did you ever hear anyone say, “That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me.”~ Joseph Henry Jackson No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him into it.~ Thomas Jefferson For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3.~ Alice Kahn My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time.~ Garrison Keillor Government machinery has been described as a marvelous labor saving device which enables ten men to do the work of one.~ John Maynard Keynes Government machinery has been described as a marvelous labor saving device which enables ten men to do the work of one.~ John Maynard Keynes Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print