Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [161-180] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.~ John Maynard Keynes All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.~ Kingfish Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy.~ Michael Kinsley Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad name.~ Henry Kissinger I am determined my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.~ Charles Lamb Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.~ Richard Lamm What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.~ Edward Langley The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.~ Stanislaw Jerszy Lec Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.~ John Lehman [R]evenues drive expenditures, not the inverse. ... tax evasion represents a net benefit to everybody ... A statue should be erected to the unknown tax evader.~ Pierre Lemieux Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.~ Jay Leno I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'~ Oscar Levant A little lie is like a little pregnancy: it doesn't take long before everyone knows.~ C. S. Lewis A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.~ G. Gordon Liddy How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.~ Abraham Lincoln I have been told I was on the road to hell, but I had no idea it was just a mile down the road with a Dome on it.~ Abraham Lincoln Democracy is like a raft. It won't sink, but you'll always have your feet wet.~ Russell Long Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.~ Harold Lowman We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.~ Bill Maher The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.~ Norman Mailer Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print