Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [41-60] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.~ Ambrose Bierce Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.~ Ambrose Bierce Where there is money there is no art.~ William Blake The entire world economy rests on the consumer; if he ever stops spending money he doesn't have on things he doesn't need -- we're done for.~ Bill Bonner We must abandon the prevalent belief in the superior wisdom of the ignorant.~ Daniel Boorstin Bureaucracy is the epoxy that greases the wheels of progress.~ Dr. Jim Boren Public apathy is more powerful than public opinion. There's more of it.~ Dr. Jim Boren Every bureaucrat has a constitutional right to fuzzify, profundify and drivelate. It's a part of our freedom of speech...If people can understand what is being said in Washington, they might want to take over their own government again.~ Dr. Jim Boren When in charge, ponder... When in trouble, delegate... When in doubt, mumble.~ Dr. Jim Boren Reality is not always probable, or likely.~ Jorge Luis Borges Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.~ James Bovard Suppose they gave a war, and nobody came? Why then, the war would come to you!~ Bertolt Brecht By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.~ Ashleigh Brilliant I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.~ Ashleigh Brilliant I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.~ Ashleigh Brilliant Anybody that wants the Presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.~ David Broder The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.~ Heywood Hale Broun Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.~ Art Buchwald Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.~ Frank Gelett Burgess They defend their errors as if they were defending their inheritance.~ Edmund Burke Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print