Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Comment on this quote Share via Email Print this Page [301-320] of 386 Humor quotesHumor QuotesHumor Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.~ Southern California Oracle Compassion is the use of public funds to buy votes.~ Thomas Sowell The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.~ Art Spander Man is the only kind of varmint that sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.~ John Steinbeck They said it couldn't be done but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.~ Casey Stengel Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.~ Robert Louis Stevenson Illegitimati non carborundum. (Don't let the bastards grind you down.)~ General Joseph W. Stilwell To call Congress emasculated is to insult eunuchs.~ David C. Stolinsky It is a rather pleasent experience to be alone in a bank at night.~ Willie Sutton I don't know if I can live on my income or not -- the government won't let me try it.~ Bob Thaves The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.~ Bob Thaves In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said 'Let there be light,' and there was still nothing, but you could see it.~ Dave Thomas After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.~ Fred Thompson If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.~ Henry David Thoreau Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.~ Henry David Thoreau I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.~ Harry S. Truman Carlye said, A lie cannot live; it shows he did not know how to tell them.~ Mark Twain Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.~ Mark Twain I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.~ Mark Twain If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.~ Mark Twain Previous 20 quotes Next 20 quotes Share on Facebook Tweet Email Print